Twitter 12 Step Program

Twitter2010-06-29 – There has been an intervention. I’ve finally freed myself from the Twitter addiction. Listed below are the 12 Steps that I followed to become Twitter Free. Failwell my fine feathered friends.

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  1. Jun 8th Wed, Site Availability Issues, Fail Whales

    I admitted I was powerless over Twitter — that my life had become unmanageable.

  2. Jun 11th Fri, High Error Rate, Fail WhalesI came to believe that a Power greater than my Followers could restore me to sanity.
  3. Jun 13th Sun, Bursts of Errors, Fail WhalesI made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of a Higher Power as I understand IT.
  4. Jun 14th Mon, Site Availability Issues, Fail WhalesI made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself and my Followers.
  5. Jun 15th Tue, High Error Rate, Fail WhalesI admitted to my Higher Power, to myself, and to another human being the exact nature of my wrongs.
  6. Jun 16th Wed, Network Maintenance, Fail WhalesI’m entirely ready to have my Higher Power remove all these defects of character.
  7. Jun 17th Thu, Twitter Unavailable, Fail WhalesI’ve humbly asked IT to remove my shortcomings.
  8. Jun 21st Mon, High Error Rate, Fail WhalesI made a list of all Twits I had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
  9. Jun 22nd Tue, Periodic High Rates of Errors, Fail WhalesI’ve made direct amends to such Twits wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
  10. Jun 23rd Wed, Periodic High Rates of Errors, Fail WhalesI’ve continued to take personal inventory and when I was wrong promptly admitted it.
  11. Jun 24th Thu, Site Tweaks, Fail WhalesI’ve sought through meditation to improve my conscious contact with my Higher Power as I understood IT, asking only for knowledge of ITs will for us and the power to carry that out.
  12. Just Say No to Twitter Jun 29th Tue, Site Tweaks, Fail WhalesHaving had an intervention and experiencing a Twitter awakening as the result of these 12 Steps, I’ve tried to carry this message to Twitterholics, and to practice these principles in all my affairs.

June 2010 99.17% Uptime
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